{"product_id":"sticker-5-social-battery-low-battery-funny-laptop-decal","title":"Sticker — “5% Social Battery” Low Battery Funny Laptop Decal","description":"A cheeky, glossy kiss-cut sticker that speaks for the introvert in the room. Shaped like a low battery icon with wide, slightly worried eyes, the bright red bar reads “5% social battery...” in a clean serif—small, honest, and quietly hilarious. It settles onto laptops, journals, water bottles, and phone cases to add a wink of personality and a relatable sigh. The glossy finish makes colors pop and resists scratches so the little battery stays bold through daily carry and commute. Use it to mark your space without saying a word, or add it to a care package for someone who loves dry humor and low-key vibes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for smooth, flat surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid eco-solvent ink printing for bright, long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; note: indoor use (not waterproof)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":43398804963363,"sku":"20819694345866012981","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/0010\/7555\/files\/11999525223446485811_1200.jpg?v=1785138767","url":"https:\/\/nostalgicsketchbook.com\/products\/sticker-5-social-battery-low-battery-funny-laptop-decal","provider":"9to5 Stickers Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}